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Glee 1x02 “Showmance”

God, I cannot stand pUck as he continues to throw Kurt in the dumpster. It’d be funny if Kurt grew up really strong I know the odds of that are slim to none but I can dream and poured trash onto Puck for years.

Another person I can’t stand is Sue Sylvester. She’s so high maintenance and bitchy that it’s not even funny well maybe a little. I think Sue and Mrs. Shue should get together, they have so much in common.

I love my baby, Dianna Agron, but Quinn is such a bitch! I’m hoping she’ll loosen up a bit as the show progresses, although I know she won’t too much. I find it hysterical that she’s in the celibacy club, too. Not only that, butshe sits by Santana Quinntana in 4x14. Oh the irony.

Slowly I’m beginning to sympathize with Rachel. It’s only the second episode and she’s already gotten three slushees to the face! But, I sympathize with her the most because she tries to change herself for a guy, just as I have. I would never go to the extreme of bulimia though. Rachel is gorgeous just the way she is- she doesn’t need to change for Finn.

Here we start the Emma pamphlet journey. It’s so cute how she’s obsessed with cleaning and Mr. Shue! She just needs to jump him or something so we can get rid of the god-awful Mrs. Shue devil.

Speaking of Mrs. Shue the devil, what on Earth is she trying to pull by telling Will that she’s pregnant when actually she’s not? How could she be happy seeing her husband work so hard to provide for something that’s not going to be there? Ugh.

Will can get down! He’s an incredible singer as well, but dang, those moves!

I cannot describe how hard I laughed during the Glee club’s performance of ‘Push It’ by Salt ‘N’ Peppa. The look on everybody’s faces as the Glee club practically dry humped up and down the stage was priceles.

On to the couples section- really beginning to ship Finn/Rachel and not Quinn/Finn. The second best part of the episode was when Finn accidentally realeased a little more than saliva during his kiss with Rachel. Emma needs to make a move on her man you have to respect her respect for his marriage though.

My feelings after this episode: image

I’d love some feedback from this review, let me know!

xoxo, J

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Glee 1.01 “Pilot”

After debating on whether to go ahead and buy the DVD or not, I finally splurged. The last new episode of it left me dying for more. I’ve never seen the seasons 1-3 and most of four, so I’m going to start reviewing them as to what I think while I’m watching. The first thing I noticed as the show began was how young my babies look! This episode was made four years ago and they’ve all changed so much! I couldn’t get over it! Look at them! image

I couldn’t believe that Tina Cohen Chang yes I will always call her by her full name  used to be goth! The way she dresses in season four, she reminds me of kinda like a goody-two-shoes not calling her that, just saying she dresses like it.

The one thing I wasn’t prepared for though was how incredibly not smart of a dumbass Puck was. He’s so much of a jerk! The sad thing to say is that from what I’ve seen, he won’t change much either.

In this episode, Rachel was too much of a priss for me to like her. I know she’s gonna loosen up, but there were a couple of times that I really wanted to punch her.

I’d never heard Mercedes sing by herself until now, but DAMN! Give that woman some more solos! She sure got my respect. I was amazed at how on key and perfect sounding she was at singing Respect during her audition for the Glee club.

It drives me nuts to see innocent kids like Kurt get picked on because of their sexuality. I was that I would’ve been in that episode to throw that trash right back at those jerks. People getting picked on and discriminated against because of who they love is stupid and I hate it. This storyline is going to be a tough one to to handle.

It was incredibly reassuring to see high profiled kids, such as Finn, sticking up for the unpopular kids. When he saved Artie, he got the big two thumbs up from me. I’m hoping he’ll stay true to his character throughout the entirity of the show.

Okay, no for the juicy stuff. I sure I am not a Quinn/Finn shipper. Yet, I absolutely adore the building chemistry between Rachel and Finn- can’t wait to see more from them. On the other hand, I can’t stand Mr.Shue’s wife. She’s so pushy and doesn’t care about his feelings at all. Emma, though, would throw herself in front of a bus for him. The look in her eyes when she looks at him leaves me speechless.

My overall feelings for this episode: image

I’d love some feedback from this review, let me know here!

xoxo, J

posted 3 months ago with 5 notes